but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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