Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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