What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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