Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
