god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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