spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have already put on my inside pants.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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