1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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