just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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