yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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