WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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