But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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Done
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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