wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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