One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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