Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm really busy with my period
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