Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Randomize
