I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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