I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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