Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.