Betty ford says i'm here all night
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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