I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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