Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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