I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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