...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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