Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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