Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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