Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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