Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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