do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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