She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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