is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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