I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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