I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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