Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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