I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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