I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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