Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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