wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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