hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Holy sore nipples Batman
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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