talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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