Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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