This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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