She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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