I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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