Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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