All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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