Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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