I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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