Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again

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(520): View more from Arizona

There was a lot of him and a little penis

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.

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(815): View more from Illinois

It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.

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(231): View more from Michigan

You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.

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(518): View more from New York

Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck

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