I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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