: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Randomize
