do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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