I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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