the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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